So, uh, gnbros. Aliens are real.I was lying in bed half asleep after being woken up by some loud crashing noise only to check and see a bottle inexplicable fell over in my bathroom. I jokingly thought to myself it must've been an alien and went back to b

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Anonymous 12/20/25 (Sat) 13:30:37 No.13038

So, uh, gnbros. Aliens are real.
I was lying in bed half asleep after being woken up by some loud crashing noise only to check and see a bottle inexplicable fell over in my bathroom. I jokingly thought to myself it must've been an alien and went back to bed. I then randomly thought to myself that I want an alien wife and that I'd be easy to abduct and next thing I knew something was asking me questions in my head that I felt compelled to answer and suddenly it sounds like a train is right next to me and my entire body was paralyzed and I freaked out and started crying and it backed off.
Now I'm just sitting here mad at myself now for wussing out, I'm such a little bitch.
And no, this isn't copied from ota this literally just happened to me and I'm not a schizo poster. I kind of want to go back to bed to try it again but it feels like I just blew my only shot.

Anonymous 12/20/25 (Sat) 13:33:59 No.13039

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Awh, did you actually cry? Very cute.

Anonymous 12/20/25 (Sat) 13:34:21 No.13040

That was a demon not an "alien".

Anonymous 12/20/25 (Sat) 13:38:50 No.13041

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how about a robot gf

Anonymous 12/20/25 (Sat) 13:39:19 No.13042

>>13039
Not literally but I was on the verge. Having your body be paralyzed is terrifying you would do the same.

Anonymous 12/20/25 (Sat) 13:42:01 No.13043

>omfg I just had a sleep paralysis it's totally real bros trust me I'm not insane

First time?

Anonymous 12/20/25 (Sat) 13:43:23 No.13044

don't go to bed let another loser NEET who is not a coward have a shot at your alien gf

Anonymous 12/20/25 (Sat) 13:48:05 No.13045

>>13043
The voice was asking me questions before the paralysis even happened. I felt the paralysis come over me once it was done asking me stuff and was going to take me. It wasn't "sleep paralysis" either because I was already awake and simply lying in bed.

Anonymous 12/20/25 (Sat) 13:53:36 No.13046

>>13045
Alright and what makes you special then? Why not some bim down on his luck or a 6'3 chemistry undergraduate with blonde hair why you?

Anonymous 12/20/25 (Sat) 14:00:14 No.13048

>>13046
Because I'm a cel? How would I know. I also told it nobody would notice I'm missing which is true. I'm just saying what happened. Now I know why other people don't talk about this stuff. Even on an anonymous board full of mentally ill neets I'm being shamed and called a liar.

Anonymous 12/20/25 (Sat) 14:02:04 No.13049

lmao, even the ai is mocking you now

Anonymous 12/20/25 (Sat) 14:05:24 No.13050

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>>13042
Oh. I wish you did. I wanna be there to hug and comfort you after you had a bit of a cry.

Anonymous 12/20/25 (Sat) 14:05:33 No.13051

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Yeah owned. This is never going away btw. Back to classic bau bau spam

Anonymous 12/20/25 (Sat) 23:20:27 No.13093

I can't believe this incel was about to get an alien wife and fucking blew it. You could've finally fixed your shitty cel life but you chickened out like you always do. Human men are so pathetic.

Anonymous 01/07/26 (Wed) 17:08:54 No.14281

what a retard holy shit