/jp/ - Jewish Pride

>need to poop at office
>enter stall, about to begin
>coworker (let's call him Jim) walks in and enters stall next to me
>recognize his shoes, zero chance he doesn't recognize mine
>both let out a few blasts of farts, but no pooping
>one of us eventually surrenders and leaves, full of poop
>later we have to interact at work like nothing happened, knowing full well what happened in there, one of us literally full of shit

why can't CEOs just give us private restrooms? this shit is a humiliation ritual