No.4512
I thought it would be funny, but it's far worse than I could have ever imagined. There are indogs EVERYWHERE.
No.4513
but we love indogs here
No.4515
your wife lives in a factory?
No.4516
Stream yourself walking through the streets
No.4517
Stream yourself fucking the indog
No.4518
>3 small skyscrapers
>the rest a sea of concrete block homes in every surface
Oy vey
No.4519
>>4513They're not KaelaK.
No.4520
>>4515>>4516I don't babysit anymore.
No.4521
Stream
No.4522
cel status: revoked
No.4523
We want the Jakarta IRL stream!
No.4524
Can't believe Ron Paulvor gave up his jp cred for some thirdie gook
No.4525
what did she say about your haircut
No.4526
mindblowing that someone like Ron Paul has had sex
No.4527
Don't forget to livestream the wedding
No.4528
get killed you fucking norm die
No.4529
gross
No.4530
>>4527What wedding? The instant I saw its face again I realized what a mistake this was. It's so unbelievably ugly I can't even look at it.
My flight back isn't for over 3 more weeks. I need to figure a way out way before then which is going to cost me hundreds in flight rescheduling. My original plan was to get a flight out when I needed to leave but they forced me to have a return flight to get my boarding pass in Singapore.
I also have no clue how to get around because nothing is in English. I thought these things were mostly bilingual. That enshart kroni tricked me.
My best bet is to get the indog to teach me how to get around and then get it to voluntarily think it's too good for me so it doesn't kill me before I escape.
No.4531
Escape From Jakarta
No.4532
Call me celmin.
No.4533
i'm watching vivi play through silent hill but going by what he wrote Ron Paul seems to be stuck in there for real. genuine horror
No.4535
the 3 weeks of sex
No.4536
uh maybe im out of the loop but how does a supposed neet just get on a plane and randomly travel to indogland
No.4540
>wastes his entire life learning Japanese and immersing himself in Japanese culture
>moves to Indognesia
No.4541
>>4540Wait he moved out of the country wtf I thought we were together
No.4542
holy flip losing ralts actually broke him
No.4545
>>4536remember all that chainlink he said he didn't have
No.4546
did anyone find the venue?
No.4550
>>4530yeah but how is the sex?
No.4551
Can't believe he spent all day having sex with the indog without even streaming it
No.4553
Indonesia is 2 hours behind jst so it's only like 5pm over there
No.4555
Me on the left
No.4557
>>4554do they really wear full-blown hijabs in this gook shithole
No.4558
she's like 1.20m wtf Ron Paul you were the cp spammer all these years?
No.4561
it was always about the pp
No.4567
>>4557They also constantly have some gay nerd singing prayer hymns blasting throughout the city on fire sirens and every building has a prayer room and I'm not allowed in so I have no idea what they're doing in there.
I also took a 1 hr taxi ride and it cost me like $4. I spit on the peasant driver on the way out because you're supposed to.
Also if you mention otamin to literally anyone they'll go on a 10 minute diatribe about how he's not actually gay and it's just a misunderstanding.
No.4572
Can you just stream and introduce us to the indog already
No.4576
>>4567okay that's uhh very interesting but when are you going to tell us about how the sex is like? i'm guessing she's only letting you fuck her ass until you put a ring on it
No.4579
>>4567even the indogs cant resist the allure of the BWC
No.4580
MELIGGER
No.4582
>>4572No.
>>4576I will never have sex because that's gay and if I was going to do that it wouldn't be with a dog. Maybe a baubau. I'm just here to put the indog down like Lassie so it finally leaves me alone.
No.4590
wish I had a fat indog to have sex with…………………………
No.4592
It just rolled out a mat and started kneeling on it and praying when I tried to broach the subject. First time I've seen someone do that when they realized they were about to hear something they didn't want to hear.
No.4596
Can't believe Ron Paul is getting married. Life sure moves quickly.
No.4597
so does she have to join his cult or does Ron Paul have to join her cult how do international intercult marriages work? do they move to japan where their cults arent recognized?
No.4599
can't wait for little Ron Pauls we're all gonna become uncles
No.4601
>>4597indonesia doesn't allow interfaith marriages, he'll have to convert to islam
i guess he'll be able to marry the moroccan girl as well then
No.4604
no she wouldn't we fucking hate corean gooks here
No.4606
we hate americans and nips here we love gooks indogs and austrians
No.4612
>>4511i cant believe you actually went there,that indog hole must have a death grip,at find a 17 yo indog
No.4613
Bob and vagenr
No.4615
>>4596It's literally been like 14 years
No.4617
2011 was 30 years ago
No.4621
nice 4chud filename…
No.4622
>>4619I wish, that thing is a supermodel compared to the real indog monster.
No.4623
cool, loser
No.4624
Guess he wasn't good enough for a Jap
No.4625
pekster is playing nightreign with a guy called have a nice day
No.4626
>>4619know it's not her but she's cute where can I find a gf like this already tried crystal cafe
No.4628
>>4627what the hell do you think hes doing? hes having sex with the indog
No.4629
no he's not she's a mudslime they aren't allowed to have sex
No.4632
The indog isn't taking this very well. It fucking bit me.
This thing is literally rabid.
No.4633
suspiciously no picture of that… show the bite wounds coward
No.4634
No.4637
t you have to warn her its coming before jizzing in her mouth
No.4639
Ron Paul it's called a hickey it's what lovers do and is completely normal
No.4641
hickeys like a young couple crazy in love. this is so romantic
No.4643
I think my best bet to get out of this is to get her mom to refuse to acknowledge me because I'm not a mudslime and refuse to convert.
I need a legitimate excuse because it's said multiple times that it's going to murder me if I dump it and it's going to make it painful.
None of this would've even happened if my gardevoir wasn't killed….
No.4644
>>4643your bullshit larp about wanting to break up might be slightly believable if you hadn't literally flown over to her country
anyway you're gonna marry her and you will be happy and that's that
No.4645
dont forget to livestream the wedding
No.4647
>>4643just NTR her there's got to be legit cute maidens in a city with 10 million indogs
No.4648
This one time I shared an Uber with a coked out mexican stripper
No.4650
>>4644the problem with your logic is that it doesn't take into account how notoriously self-destructive Ron Paulmin is
this is the same retard that donated thousands in chainlink to Mina Aoyama
No.4651
Mina deserved every last cent of those millions. We love Mina here.
No.4652
of course the simp is trying to hijack this thread to shill his oshit
No.4655
>>4644I flew over because the bitch sent me hundreds of dollars of crap that I had to deliver to it or it would never leave me alone. The cost to ship all this crap to indog land was about as much as just flying over here. I figured I may as well knock out two birds with one stone.
I would show you how butt ugly it is so you would understand why I don't want to touch this thing but you assholes have a habit of doxxing me and sending swat teams to my house.
It's also annoying as hell and boring and fat and retarded.
No.4657
>>4514Unwily fake ass nigger
No.4677
does this stupid nigger ever get tired of lying
No.4678
eat a pork cutlet or shave off your beard the point is do something that's haram
No.4679
Ron Paul not even married yet and already overdoing the "i hate my wife" bit
No.4682
where did he get this joke homer simpson never hated marge
No.4687
we love turkeyhandle here
No.4688
wake me up when he posts a cardboard lamy cutout